Model: Teresa Noreen
Birthplace: Spokane, Wash
Now Lives: Atlanta
Birthday: Dec. 22
Stats: 34D-24-35
Ethnicity: Swedish, German (Black Dutch), Irish, Native American (Blackfoot and Cherokee), and French Canadian
Nicknames: T-bone, T’No and Sweet T

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From her amazing beauty to her razor-sharp wit, she seems perfect. More likely, however, she’s a perfectionist. Hey, don't fault someone for that -- the results speak for themselves.

Teresa entered Savvy’s “Is She Hot?” contest in mid-June and quickly dominated by importing her fans from other web sites. In a first-time feat, she convincingly won with less than a month put into the competition.

When you get to know her, you realize there’s a fun girl with serious brains behind her sleek, sexy appearance. This “Star Trek” fan would look pretty sweet in those mini-skirt uniforms that inspired Capt. Kirk to chase yeomans around the decks of the Enterprise. She gained experience wearing a uniform in the U.S. Air Force, so who knows?

Sit back and get to know the incomparable Teresa Noreen...

Savvy: Were you this hot when they first cloned you at that secret government genetics lab?

Teresa: (Laughs) I am the poster child for the proverbial ugly duckling. As a kid, I was shy. I’m still reserved, but now I’m much more confident and willing to take risks.

Savvy: Risks, eh? What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done?

Teresa: I got naked for Playboy.

Savvy: Sweet! You would make an awesome centerfold.

Teresa: I’ve always been comfortable being nude without a camera, but being photographed was something I only recently embraced. Most of the clothes I model are pretty steamy. Filming my feature nude for The Men’s Channel’s “Playing in Paradise” has to rank among the sexiest shoots I’ve ever done. I sleep nude. I don’t have any issues with nudity. There’s a very unhealthy dose of Puritan values lingering in American society. And I say they are unhealthy because they are damaging our country.

Savvy: What do you mean?

Teresa: We have the lowest acceptance of nudity in the “civilized” world, but we consume the greatest volume of pornographic material. Why this lust for porn? I liken it to Prohibition. When people are deprived of what they want, a negative tends to be the end result whether it is a desire for alcohol, i.e., the violence during Prohibition. Or the “war on drugs” and subsequent violence over narcotics. Or freedom. Nothing good comes from repressing a person’s victimless desires.

Savvy: Are you anti-porn?

Teresa: No, I’ve learned things by watching sex scenes in movies. And we taped our own dirty movie once.

Savvy: Do you touch him or yourself while you watch?

Teresa: If someone says they don’t masturbate, I wonder what type of liar they are. Is she the type of liar who says she never did it or the type of liar who says she quit? (Laughs) If you don’t know how to pleasure yourself, how could you EVER expect someone else to bring you pleasure?

Savvy: Why do you think women find romance novels exciting while guys are more aroused by viewing the graphic sex acts?

Teresa: Most women are caught up in the “romance of love-making”. It is from being brainwashed as little girls to believe in “Prince Charming”, “happily ever after” and the notion that we are baby factories. Most girls never see sex as the natural, instinctual act it is. And contrary to what some large groups would like their followers to believe, the act of sex is for MUCH more than just procreation! Men realize that.

Savvy: How did you find out about Savvy?

Teresa: A friend of mine, Ryan Poirier of Bellacine, mentioned the site to me. I checked it out, saw some familiar faces and decided to give it a whirl.

Savvy: You seem like a very driven person.

Teresa: Thank you. I have 5 movie offers and a score of TV show offers. I’m talking to a major men’s magazine about a possible feature. I want to act too. I constantly blow people away with my knowledge of cars, computers, woodworking, nutrition, real estate and other things. I guess people just expect me to like shopping. I’m also not a bad singer.

Savvy: When do you feel your sexiest?

Teresa: When I get ahead on all my work, clean the house from top to bottom, cook a wonderful dinner for me and my husband, put on some of my hottest lingerie, serve him dinner while wearing it and have my way with him afterwards!

Savvy: Do you have any sex advice for our readers?

Teresa: Guys, leave your ego at the door, shut your mouths and open your ears! I require a guy who takes good direction!

Savvy: Are you freaky?

Teresa: That word has so many different meanings to different people. Many people are confused and guys especially have trouble separating the sex appeal from “wanting to have sex”. Modeling is a form of advertising, but not advertising that I want to have sex.

Savvy: Oh, so you hate doing it?

Teresa: No. I can’t go very long without sex. I flirt with the camera, but sex is something I reserve for my personal life. It’s creating a fantasy. No girl on this planet gets out of bed looking like I do in my photos. There’s a great deal of maintenance involved. I’ve never been promiscuous so I don’t feel like I gave up anything when I got married.

Savvy: What could men do better?

Teresa: The father and son talks need to include in-depth discussions on foreplay. I think the older men are getting it.

Savvy: What makes someone great in bed?

Teresa: Technique and stamina are important to me.

Savvy: Does size matter?

Teresa: The proportions have to be such that the right parts get pressure. Too much length and the pressure is going to the wrong place. Not enough length and the pressure isn’t making it far enough. Finally, girth creates the pressure. But that’s me! My husband says my needs are different from those in his past.

Savvy: Ever invited another woman into your bed?

Teresa: No. That’s the last piece of dirt the politicians need against me in my bid for the White House. (Laughs)

Savvy: (Laughs)

Teresa: I’ve definitely felt attraction to women. I work with some of the world’s most beautiful women so I’d have to have my pulse checked if I didn’t recognize their beauty!

Savvy: You prefer sex in the morning or at night?

Teresa: Morning sex is the best. When I wake up, my mind has yet to be encumbered by the day’s responsibilities so I’m mentally free to focus on the experience – after I brush my teeth!

Savvy: You ever had a threesome?

Teresa: I plead the Fifth... (Laughs)

Savvy: Some women consider anal play to be a sexual highlight while others think it is gross or painful. What do you think?

Teresa: I think anyone who has hang-ups about anything needs to read up on the topic. Look at it this way: A skydiver who doesn’t have the knowledge to open his parachute is going to find skydiving to be a frightening and painful experience!!

Savvy: Do you relate better to guys or other females?

Teresa: Men... because they say what they mean and mean what they say. Women tend to lace a variety of different meanings in their words. Men don’t behave in a catty fashion, but I could really embarrass some well-known models by naming those who do. But then that would be catty of me! (Laughs) “Simple people talk about other people. Average people talk about things. Wise people talk about ideas.” That quote has shaped much of my thinking, and I strive not to be considered simple or average.

Savvy: What’s something people don’t realize until they meet you?

Teresa: At public appearances, guys often tell me how surprised they are that I’m nice and give them a chance to talk. I see it as a basic courtesy.

Savvy: I bet some use their speech privileges to hit on you.

Teresa: I point out my wedding ring – or my husband, if he’s nearby. I get a lot of attention, some of it unwanted. That can tear down the confidence of a guy if the relationship isn’t strong enough.

Savvy: Pop quiz: You have five days to live. What do you do?

Teresa: I would take down an evil world leader.

Savvy: A-ha! There’s that government breeding program coming out. (Laughs) The leader of North Korea better watch his ass instead of yours!

Credits: Photographer, Rick Hughes; Makeup and Styling, Jodi Gross, Jodi to the Max; Video, Rick Hughes; location, Tongue & Groove Nightclub, Atlanta, Ga