Diana Kauffman is one cool, sexy chick.

At first glance upon her 5'9" stature and 34C-24-36 curves, one might presume her to be conceited about her perfection or attach all of the stereotypes projected upon drop dead gorgeous models. But we're happy to report that Diana rocks in a major way.

Born in Seattle, her family moved around a lot in her youth, settling in Los Angeles, Amsterdam, Oregon and North California. Diana said she revisited Amsterdam as a teenager and loved it.

Modeling since the age of 15, she has set a blazing trail over the last three years, doing print work, film, spokesmodeling, national commercials, TV programs, voice-overs, infomercials, music videos, trade shows and runway modeling.

Comparing her high brow fashion work to her sexy glamour projects, she said some people in the fashion industry might not take a lingerie model as seriously, but the trade off is getting to do an interview as a personality rather than being just another nameless pretty face on the runway.

Look for Diana this month as the life-sized cutout for Coors Light Queen of Halloween. In this exclusive interview, she talks about how men and women are different, and how they are the same.

Savvy: I am going to steal that cardboard cutout from the liquor store and do wicked things to it.

Diana: (Laughs) Oh, noooo!

Savvy: I just thought I would be upfront about it. What are you thinking about when you do sexy pictures?

Diana: I actually think about sex when I'm modeling. In every picture, it comes down to what you are thinking behind the eyes. If you actually think that the camera is going to f@#k your brains out, it's going to show, definitely. It totally comes through in your eyes.

Savvy: Fascinating. Can I take your picture?... Do you visualize the act itself? The foreplay and penetration?

Diana: I don't know if I go that far. I just think about it generally in terms of anticipating great sex.

Savvy: That's not how men think.

Diana: You know, I just asked some guy friends that very question! I've read where guys think about sex basically all the time, so I wondered if guys think about some dream girl and do they visualize the actual act of doing it? I got all different answers from my friends.

Savvy: Basically any woman we want to bang - most any will do.

Diana: (laugh) And everything about it: getting it, having it, all of the above?

Savvy: We're very visual creatures. Who do you fantasize about? Movie stars? That guy next door?

Diana: I don't really think of movie stars. If I see a hot guy that day, that would probably stay in my mind. I like Johnny Depp, of course, but I don't fantasize about having sex with him.

Savvy: Living in Los Angeles and working in the entertainment field, do you hang out with a lot of celebrities and party?

Diana: I used to be really into the club scene on the Sunset Strip. Every night, that would be my thing. I can't stand it now. Every now and then, I will go for a special function, but I really don't party anymore. I really enjoy going out to dinner. I like going to any kind of sporting event. I love hiking and camping.

Savvy: What guy wouldn't want you to snuggle in his sleeping bag? I guess you aren't afraid of breaking a nail then?

Diana: Right. My dad almost raised me like a second son. I helped him build fences and stuff like that all the time. I'm building an all new patio in my yard this week. I know the aisles of Home Depot intimately. I know where the screws are, the lumber, everything. People wouldn't know it by looking at me.

Savvy: I guess most of your friends are guys?

Diana: Yeah. I know a lot of women because I work with a lot of girls, but I just find guys easier to hang out with. There's less drama.

Savvy: Ever found a girlfriend you liked in that extra special way?

Diana: I have experimented with women. I'm not a lesbian, but I think women are beautiful. They're hot.

Savvy: How do they compare to men?

Diana: It's completely different. With men, it's about satisfaction, like you get something and then you feel satisfied. With women, it is more like the act of sensuality. It's more like art, I guess. It's definitely a taboo factor. I think it makes it even more erotic to have sex with another woman when you aren't a lesbian.

Savvy: Please go on!

Diana: I had sex with my best friend, who is also not a lesbian. I've known her for so long, and it seemed like something like that would never happen in a million years. When she came to visit from San Francisco, we went to a couple of clubs and had a bit to drink and ended up making out. The next day we pretended like it never happened except for giggling a little bit. It didn't ruin our friendship or anything.

Savvy: How can a guy learn to be just as skilled as another woman might be as far as certain aspects of foreplay?

Diana: Ask. Don't be afraid to ask. So many men are afraid to and act like they know everything already, which never helps the situation. Women are totally different, and what you had with one woman might be totally different with another one. You might translate that onto her and her not like it. My advice for men is to slow down and pay attention to how a woman is reacting.

Savvy: Ever had a horrible lover?

Diana: I've been really lucky. I've had some really good lovers. I've heard about the two-minute men, but I've never had that experience. All the men I've been with have wanted to please me. Rather than just the sex of getting me off, which is obviously a bonus, they make the whole experience more fun, sexual and memorable.

Savvy: On your pre-interview questionnaire, you said you want a guy to be "funny, loving, passionate, intelligent and adventurous." Isn't that an awful long list?

Diana: (Laughs) That is a long list. Aren't you all of that?

Savvy: I am all of that and more, baby.

Diana: Of course you are.

Savvy: If you like a guy to be funny, in what way? Funny looking like a circus freak?

Diana: I kind of like self-depricating humor, guys who don't take themselves so seriously. In L.A., both men and women take themselves so seriously. Give me a break. C'mon. Life's too short.

Savvy: How can a guy walk up to a beautiful woman like you and get somewhere?

Diana: Without using a line. Be more natural. It's not going to work for everyone, but be yourself rather than using some line over and over again with every woman.

Savvy: What if a guy has a great personality but you just aren't attracted to him? Do you stomp on his penis until his eyes pop out?

Diana: (Laughs) I say, Oh, I'm dating someone. That can't offend someone or be taken personally. I don't try to hurt anyone's feelings.

Savvy: Ah, c'mon. You could get away with being a real bitch with your looks.

Diana: I try pretty hard not to do mean things.

Savvy: Spill it before I have to tickle it out of you. There has to be something.

Diana: I have hooked up with a girlfriend's boyfriend, but they were not seeing each other at the time.

Savvy: A-ha! Did she ever find out?

Diana: I told her about it. I can't keep stuff like that. It drives me crazy.

Savvy: You can't lie?

Diana: Everyone has to tell white lies, but something major? Nah.

Savvy: What are some other projects you have coming up?

Diana: I just finished shooting a movie for the Sci-Fi Channel, sort of a creature feature. I got to do my own stunts.

Savvy: I like that outer space stuff, but you can't get naked on there, even if you are a green space babe with six breasts!

Diana: I have done nudity but I really don't want to do any more. I want to go more mainstream.

Savvy: Tell me where I can see your boobies.

Diana: (Laughs) No!

Savvy: Do I at least get to keep seeing them in a bra?

Diana: Yes, I'll continue to pose in lingerie because that's my bread and butter. I just shot photos for a new lingerie line, Amourette.

Savvy: So, I guess by doing a Sci-Fi Channel movie, you will be a hit with the techno-space nerds.

Diana: I have appeared in video games. It's pretty cool how they do it. It's like a 3-D modeling box thing that scans your body and you do various movement things. Like that freaky little guy from Lord of the Rings. It's really interesting.

Savvy: Are you prepared to spend the rest of your life at Star Trek conventions?

Diana: I've done so many conventions that the attention from guys really does not affect my ego. It's more, like, just a job - how it is. I know these comic book guys don't get away from their computers very much so I may be the only woman they see for the year if I'm their screensaver.

Savvy: You better study up on transwarp capacitors from Planet Beta or those fans might get disappointed when they finally talk to you.

Diana: I graduated from the University of Southern California, Marshall School of Business with a Bachelor of Science Degree.

Savvy: Breasts and brains? Yureka!

Diana: Actually, a lot of the convention fans are totally cool, very sweet. They've followed my career for years. Then there are assholes who try and grab you and yell profanities in front of large groups of people.

Savvy: Really? Those mean guys need a phaser up the ass.