I'm describing model/singer Antoinette. Like other mysterious celebrities, I know of no last name to attach to the glorious creature. Perhaps her last name is "Perfection."

Lingerie clings to her curves as if it were specifically made just to adorn her body. What's not to like about this woman? Certainly not her looks. Men steal their wives' fashion magazines just to spy a glimpse of a woman like this. Other men tremble in the sight of a female this endowed with beauty, presuming she might verbally castrate them with harsh words of rejection if they offer to buy her a drink.

She may look as if her body was crafted for sin, but Antoinette began our interview by telling me she wasn't interested in discussing her sex life. That, as they say, can be left to your imagination. With her stories of heated encounters locked away for just a few privileged souls to hear, she let these words pour from her Joliesque lips...

Savvy: Before we get started, I have to say, Wow! Those lips and eyes. Your eyes are almost feline.

Antoinette: Thank you. That's quite a compliment.

Savvy: If you could only have great-looking lips or eyes, which would you choose?

Antoinette: The eyes.

Savvy: Clearly, you were born to model, but how did you get started in it?

Antoinette: I was 14. I was discovered by a photographer in Norway. At 16, I was in the final of Elite Model Look. At 20, I won Miss Norway.

Savvy: What was it like growing up so much hotter than the other girls?

Antoinette: It was kind of bad in the beginning because I was the first girl in school to develop breasts, and the boys teased me for it.

Savvy: They are spectacular. I bet the guys at runway shows are too busy panting to tease you anymore.

Antoinette: I've done a lot of lingerie and swimsuit fashion shows. You have your hair and makeup done, the cameras flashing, the music blasting, all eyes on you... You can't help but feel sexy in the moment.

Savvy: You do realize that because you are a lingerie model, guys expect you to be a sexual dynamo in the bedroom, right?

Antoinette: I don't think too much of what guys expect me to be like.

Savvy: What do you expect a man to be like?

Antoinette: Down to earth, strong, intense... with a lot of passion. I love independent, strong personalities, and he has to have a strong moral core with a ton of integrity and depth. And because of how much music rules my life, my man has to appreciate music as well. And, I like athletic men.

Savvy: Have you ever dated a guy who was out of his league? An average Joe?

Antoinette: No, not really. Back to the question about qualities in a man, he can't take himself too seriously.

Savvy: Speaking of serious business, any special plans for Valentine's Day?

Antoinette: It's not my day to plan.

Savvy: Oh, so you must be old-fashioned, leave it all up to a man?

Antoinette: No, not really, but on certain occassions like Valentine's Day, yes. I'm deeply romantic and passionate, and I need a guy who is the same way.

Savvy: What kind of undies would I find if I looked in your lingerie drawer? Oh, please, I beg you...

Antoinette: La Perla, Calvin Klein and Victoria's Secret. The smaller the better. I actually prefer being naked.

Savvy: Why do you prefer being naked? Go into as much detail as you'd like.

Antoinette: Because naked is nice.

Savvy: I guess so when you can look at yourself in the mirror and like what you see. What are you thinking about when you pose sexy for the camera?

Antoinette: I'm probably trying to imagine my next meal. I LOVE food.

Savvy: Really? You look like you probably purge before a photo shoot. So what shall I order for you, my dear, when I try to romance you over dinner?

Antoinette: Italian or Sushi or Thai. Anything. I LOVE food.

Savvy: I've heard the theory that appetite is connected to libido. Some women look at a man's shoe size or how he dances to get some idea of his skills in bed. Do you study how sensual a man gets with his food?

Antoinette: No. I'm too focused on what I'm eating to even notice.

Savvy: Wow. You REALLY like to eat.

Antoinette: At least for now, I have a really, really high metabolism, plus, I'm a health freak. I rarely drink, never, ever smoke and I love working out. I'm always very active.

Savvy: I can think of a lot of fun ways to burn calories. Changing topics for a second, do you think your looks help or hurt you as a singer? I mean, some people will buy a CD just because of a hot girl on the cover art, but others may assume you are all style and no substance without even listening.

Antoinette: Looks definitely help, but in the current music scene, your looks aren't going to get you too far. You have to have talent, and you have to have a personality that people get intrigued by. You have to have something to offer that comes through your music but you also have to have that kind of personality.

Savvy: What's "intriguing" about your personality?

Antoinette: My intensity, my independence and my passion. Friends of mine say that, for better or for worse, my intensity, independence and passion for life are like nothing they have ever experienced. I grew up with jazz, but my real love is R&B, soulful music. My inspirations range from Stevie Wonder to Whitney Houston, even Mariah Carey, and lately I've been listening to a lot of Suga Babes from London, India Arie, Rafael Sadique, Pharell and the Neptunes, Angie Stone and Alicia Keys. I could mention so many more... I'm influenced by so many people... but I would bore you.

Savvy: Isn't soulful music and R&B sort of sexually charged?

Antoinette: Yeah, most of the R&B artists are extremely sensual, and they are open and honest in their music, so yeah, that passion and sensuality comes through the music.

Savvy: How worldly do you consider yourself?

Antoinette: Like I said, I've worked since I was 14 all over the world: Barcelona, Milan, Munich, Madrid, etc. I'm a natural blonde, Scandanavian, so I had a career as a blonde model before my brunette days. Regarding music, I've been singing since I was five, but now music is the central focus of my life. My music career is yet to come.

xPosed: A natural blonde, eh? I'll take your word for it. Would you describe yourself as more go-with-the-flow or controlling? High or low maintenance?

Antoinette: Both. I am independent, but sometimes, I'll just go with the flow.

Savvy: Have you ever gotten into a fight with another girl?

Antoinette: Physically? No.

Savvy: Everybody needs their ass kicked at least once in life. Have two guys ever fought over you? Cause, ya know, I would shed blood for ya, baby...

Antoinette: Yeah, that has happened. Guys fight over everything, but that happens to everyone. I don't get off on guys fighting over me, but I do like boxing. I am a big boxing fan.

Savvy: So you enjoy watching two men beat each other, but only if it is meaningless entertainment. What advice would you give guys who want to date models?

Antoinette: Be real!

Savvy: How do you mean? Brag about our enormous... homes? That sort of thing?

Antoinette: In general, in life, if you try too hard, any girl or any person who is worth dating is going to see right through the bullshit.

Savvy: What's something you did that scared you to try?

Antoinette: Skydiving. One of the single happiest moments I've had was to look up and see the parachute OUT. It was a rush. My adrenalin was going crazy

Savvy: That's pretty bold. Are you one of the guys or a girly-girl?

Antoinette: Both. I love being pampered if that means I'm girly. But I'm also into sports, the outdoors and you wouldn't want to mess with me.

Savvy: A girl who can kick my ass is so hot. At least, until she starts. You mentioned nudity earlier. Would you ever do a nude spread in a magazine? Oh, that sounded dirty...

Antoinette: No, I would not pose for Playboy, but my xPosed shoot was a lot of fun.

Savvy: Eliminating that option, what are your hopes and dreams? Where do you want to be in five years?

Antoinette: Hopefully, in five years, you'll be jamming to my CD in your car, in your house, in your shower...

Savvy: Hold the phone! So... it is conceivable that one day, I will have you in the shower with me?

Antoinette: If that's how you want to think about it, yeah.

Savvy: Finally, a reason to go on living.