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Joke Of The Day
Posted on: 2/13/08 at 8:43 pm
A woman was cleaning her son's bedroom, when she found a kinky S & M magazine. She hid it until her husband got home. "What do you think we should do?" she asked him. "Well, I'm not sure," he answered, "but I don't think we should spank him."
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RE: Joke Of The Day
Posted on: 2/17/08 at 9:50 am
A beautiful swimsuit model about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor waiting for her doctor.
A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet covering her, and visually examines her naked body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination.
When still another man approaches the model, she asks impatiently, "These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?"
He shrugs and says, Your guess is as good as mine. We're just here to paint the walls."
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RE: Joke Of The Day
Posted on: 2/17/08 at 9:55 am
After hearing a couple's complaints about how their sex life isn't what it used to be, their marriage counselor suggests the consider a new position.
"You should try the wheelbarrow," the counselor says. "lift her legs from behind, and off you go."
"Sounds good to me!" the husband says.
"Well, OK,' his hesitant wife says. "But on 2 conditions. First of all, if it hurts, you have to stop right away. And second, you have to promise that we won't go past my parents' house."
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RE: Joke Of The Day
Posted on: 11/7/08 at 9:23 am
A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The expiration date.”