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kevin
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Hunting
Posted on: 2/17/08 at 10:01 pm
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Ed because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Ed and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'Ed snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful
He said, 'Man, that Ed shakes the roof. I watched him all night.'
The third night was Leonard's turn. Leonard was a big burly Eastern Oregon Hunter; a man's man; kind of reminds me of.........me. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
'Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Ed into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long.
Who said hunters were dumb?
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RE: Hunting
Posted on: 2/18/08 at 3:41 am
Good one!

Two rednecks went deer hunting one day. One of them accidently shot the other.
So, the one is sitting impatiently in the ER waiting room, when the doctor comes out.
"Well Doc, is he going to make it?!" the hunter asks.
"Um, I think he would have stood a better chance it you hadn't field-dressed him before you brought him in!" the doctor says.
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RE: Hunting
Posted on: 2/18/08 at 3:44 am
Two rednecks go hunting one day, when they come upon a naked lady sunbathing in a clearing.
"Hello boys! What are you doing?" she asks seductively.
"We're hunting game" one of the hunters answers.
"Well, I'm game" she says.
So they shot her.