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Drunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
Liar Sermon
A minister wound up the services one morning by saying the following...
Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
Chaste Nudist
A young girl hadn't been feeling well, so she went to her family doctor.
Movie Magic
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night.
Give Him What He Wants
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
Fun Pool Activities
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
Cursing Fish
One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church.
The Long Way Home
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body...
Reasons for Being French
You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries...
Ways to Mess With the IRS
Internal Revenue Service is an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their income to.
How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart...
Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down.
World War III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The New Recruit
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.
Haircut Before A Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.
Wrestlemania
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet.
String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer.
At the Old Folks Home
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking.
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